Quickies: Hunka hunka burnin’ love

• A man’s girlfriend left him after saying he spent too much time with his Elvis collection. And, so, he’s auctioning it off to win her back. Naturally, he lives in Philadelphia, hotbed of all things Elvis. [AP via CNN.com]

• Hey, know how you can cheat on your boy/girlfriend and even if he/she checks your cell for old calls you’re safe because you always delete the numbers of the calls you don’t want anyone to see? Well, no. Because now pretty much anyone can buy your phone records from the phone company. Oh, joy. [Chicago Sun-Times]

• Drexel’s new big study from a cognitive neuroscience professor: What’s up with yawning?

• And in the feel-good story of the day, a nun in Mayfair was hit by a car while crossing the street to attend 6:30 a.m. mass at St. Matt’s. (In a not-so-much-of-a-shocker, this is in Northeast Philly.) The driver didn’t stop. Who wants to bet he’s an ex-Catholic school kid with lots of bad memories? [KYW 3]