Chelsea Clinton Lies, Too

Much like her lyin’ mother, it appears Chelsea Clinton’s appearance at Woody’s (above, and all over El Internet) is a fraud. Alli Katz IMed to me that the flier is a big giant fat lie as the campaign says Chelsea Clinton won’t be at Woody’s.

Aww, major bummer! It’s okay, though, if you as much as think about Chelsea Clinton the Secret Service gets your fired from your job, so it’s probably best to just stay away.

Update: Couple IMs and emails say it’s definitely on and OMG Chelsea is soooo going to be at Woody’s and blah blah blah.

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