Bucks County Girls Do What Bush Can’t

There’s been some weird crimes in Bucks County: The guy who punched out Cookie Monster, the guy who squeezed all the bread in Yardley, the woman who tried to poison her husband in his mashed potatoes, etc. And Hitler even tried to attack the place.

But this might top them all:

Three teen girls are facing charges they threatened to use weapons of mass destruction after scrawling bomb threats on walls inside Robert K. Shafer Middle School.

Bensalem police said a bomb threat was found on a stairwell wall of the school about 12:47 p.m. Tuesday. [...]

Police said all three were released to their parents and charges are pending in juvenile court for threatening to use weapons of mass destruction, terroristic threats, criminal conspiracy and institutional vandalism.

Okay, you know, people obviously shouldn’t be making bomb threats, but I think it’s safe to say that these girls didn’t have any freakin’ WMDs. Right? Right??

Teen girls face charges in bomb threats [Bucks County Courier Times]
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