New A.C. Mayor Won’t Let Old Staffers Pass Go

I know what you’re thinking. “How, exactly,” you say, “can this Atlantic City mayoral scandal get any better? The missing fake Green Beret mayor resigned already. There’s nothing else that’s gonna happen in this story.” (Incidentally, I know what you’re thinking because you’re saying it out loud. Try to be a little quieter.)

Let me assuage your fears: This story is far from over. Atlantic City politics are kind of like Philadelphia politics, except everyone is about 100 times stupider. (So maybe it’s like 1980s Philly politics?) This means there’s still plenty of laughs to go around. For example: William “Speedy” Marsh, after being sworn in last week, decided to do this:

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