Kids Learn Important Pissing Lessons

Classes started yesterday in the public schools in Philadelphia, and the kids are already learning important life lessons:

As the school year opened at Logan Elementary in Philadelphia yesterday morning, teacher Jeneen Crawford, as one of her first tasks, reviewed with her second-grade pupils the rules for good behavior when visiting the bathroom.

“Do not scream out the window,” one student said, getting a nod of approval from Crawford.

“Do not go on the floor,” said another.

“Don’t pee out the window,” added a third.

They were also told not to take a wide stance in the lavatory; you just don’t know if there’s an officer in the stall next to you.

Adding rules to the three R’s [Inquirer]