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But… but… how will our star athletes continue to break world records now?

Also, note well: If you’re going to sell a device used to cheat a drug test, don’t make it this blatant: “The company conducted its business very much in public, including testimonials on its Web sites, including one from a truck driver who said he was able to beat quarterly drug tests by the Department of Transportation using its products.”

‘Whizzinator’ makers to plead guilty [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]