IRA Terrorist Cell Broken Up In Upper Darby

Attention whore/Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood got a big pile of guns and stood in front of the media yesterday, but for once it wasn’t some pointless drug bust! This time it was an IRA terrorist cell broken up!

No word on what beef the IRA has with America, but we all know from Timothy McVeigh that Irish white dudes are totally terrorists. Apparently, the guy fled the country and went back to Ireland, and realtors showing the house pried open a storeroom door and found a cache of guns.

“It looks like he’s ready for war,” Chitwood said. “You can bet one thing, these weapons will not be out on the street…. These are street weapons.” Hell, yeah, we all know the IRA rolls tough with shotguns.

‘Nasty, nasty firepower’ found in Drexel Hill home [Delco Times]