Lightning, Storms And Floods To Wreak Havoc On City For Forseeable Future; Citizens Begin Constructing Ark

Lookout, everyone, it’s a severe thunderstorm warning! Head to the ACME, pick up that bread and milk and get your shovel ready! We’ll be covering the storm from inside our Doppler 10,000,000 StormTrackAccuForecast Headquarters!

Huh? What’s that? It’s 78 degrees outside? Oh, so I guess it’s not going to snow. Well, uhh, get to the ACME anyway, before the, er, floods could ruin your day. Be sure to put towels at the bottom of your basement doors! Yeah, that’s it. Floods! And they won’t stop until next Thursday! The gods are angry and will be throwing down lightning bolts at the villagers. Stay inside, and stay tuned to storm HQ for the latest warnings and overreactions!

Flood Watch Issued, Heavy Rain Expected [NBC 10]