OHMIGODITSFREEZINGOUTSIDE

It’s, ahh, f-f-freezing outside today, and International Blogger Code (licensed via Creative Commons) insists I post over-the-top rhetoric about it as if it’s never, ever been cold in the history of mankind.

So, ah, it’s very cold today. Right now it’s 10 outside. Ten! I didn’t even know it was able to get that cold. And we’re going to remain pretty cold all week, as it won’t be above freezing again until the end of the week. Armageddon! Hell freezes over! Ahh, it’s cold!

Sadly, this cold spell comes too late for The Five Spot.

Temperatures Bottom Out [NBC 10]
Feb. 5, 2007 Forecast [Phillyweather.net]
Crews Demolish Old City Establishment One Day After Four-Alarm Fire [NBC 10]
Editor’s Note: Yes, the image is of a Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonator again.

AIYEEEEE IT’S FREEZING

Okay, now it’s time to panic and run to the food store and buy up all the hot chocolate and teabags. It’s freezing today. (At right: A photo of a Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonator.)

Currently, it’s 15 degrees outside, but the wind chill is making it feel like zero. Zero! The low this morning in Philly was 10 degrees; upstate it reached as low as negative 3.

Uh, so stay warm out there today. I think I’m going to walk around in a hermetically sealed, heated bubble.

Philadelphia [Weather.com]
Cold enough for ya? [Philly Weather]

It’s Cold. Yeah, In December. Why Is This News?

Cold Blast For Friday [PhillyWeather.net]
Photo by James Temple, licensed via Creative Commons

Die, Old Man Winter, Die

This post is going up just for selfish reasons. I’m just going to quote something from Philadelphia Weather to make myself feel better about my hair freezing on the way to work yesterday:

Coldest morning of the season. It should not be this cold tomorrow morning.

Phew. Warm up, please!

Cold enough for you? [Philadelphia Weather]