Rep. Murphy Is Sharp As A Pistol

Have youse seen the new Patrick Murphy ad? He’s shown leaving his home (in Bristol!) to meet with voters at a diner (in Bristol!). “Patrick Murphy’s always remembered where he comes from,” says a woman. (He’s not from Bristol! He grew up in Parkwood.) He’s also pro-change, the first time a candidate for office has ever promised either “hope” or “change.”

Anyway, Murphy then heads to such diverse locales as Doylestown, Washington’s Crossing and Fairless Hills, before returning to his home in Bloomsdale-Fleetwing to ask his wife how her day was.

River Stymies Fake George Washington Again

Somebody on my Facebook posted the news video of the Washington’s crossing reenactors getting pushed downstream by the current. Washington must have been Superman in order to make it across; it seems like they never actually get to cross the river due to the weather.