Whiny New Jerseyans Complain About Rock Festival

Pressure from Philadelphians forced the proposed music festival in Philadelphia to move to Vineland, but the promoters there are facing an even bigger challenge than some connected local businessmen. People in Vineland have organized to protest the concert!

The group is hilariously called NARCS, for Neighbors Against Rock Concert Site. This extremely specific advocacy group has a Yahoo! email address and are sure to have a crappy blogspot site any day now as well. They are rallying to keep the Red Hot Chili Peppers (or whoever) out of Vineland because of their hippie attitudes and their rock and roll music.

“This is a rural neighborhood. It’s surrounded by houses. There are farm fields. It just does not seem like the place that they should be having a concert with an unpredictable number of people coming.”

There’s only one way for Vineland to stop the concert now: Banning dancing. Just wait.