Phillies Doing Something To Stop City’s Obesity And Heart Attack Problem

While they may still be 4 games out of the Wild Card spot, the Phillies are winning awards for the important things. The 700 Level — be sure to peep the “Save America’s Wolves!” ad — writes PETA has named the Phils the most vegetarian-friendly baseball stadium.

“Citizens Bank Park’s great vegetarian selection benefits both animals and the health of Phillies fans, who will be less likely to keel over from a meat-induced heart attack as they cheer Ryan Howard’s next longball,” says PETA Assistant Director Dan Shannon.

Meat-Induced Heart Attacks would make a good nickname for a baseball team.

Obviously They’ve Never Had a Schmitter [The 700 Level]
Philly Mock Steak Is a Home Run With Fans, Propels Citizens Bank Park to Best Stadium in the Majors to Enjoy Great Meatless Food [PETA.org]