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25
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Chris Brennan: “So what are we to believe about the missing CD mixers? ¶ Did someone who knew Lewis steal his equipment while he was on his way to the hospital? ¶ Did the crime scene cops get taken by a brazen con man? ¶ Does some cop swipe the stuff for a nice home stereo set-up?” Four rhetorical questions in a row, each its own paragraph: That’s Stephen A. Smith-level column writing.
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dmac | 9:30 AM | 0 Comments
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Apr
9
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Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: Knuckledraggers!
Stu Bykofsky: Hey, here’s a good idea: Instead of wasting money on BS, how about we give it to kids of slain police officers?
John Baer: Why is Philadelphia the only city in the world where qualified candidates don’t automatically win elections? No, wait, why is it like that in every city?
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dmac | 9:16 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
26
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Stu Bykofsky: If you’re for the smoking ban you hate our men and women serving in Iraq, bitches!
John Baer: Reader mail column. These things are kinda obsolete with the Internet now, you k–eh, nevermind.
Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: Uhh, PGW is going to make an old woman pay $20 monthly service charges stretching back 10 years.
Earni Young: If you can’t afford a new house, don’t buy it!
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dmac | 9:50 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
19
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Stu Bykofsky: People sending out press releases write favorably to their own side? That’s lying, bitches!
Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: The Philadelphia Tribune, the largest of all Philadelphia newspapers, has the most parking spots of any one media outlet.
Earni Young: Some people like rowhouses so much they want to read a magazine about them.
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dmac | 9:51 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
12
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John Baer: The state legislature steals your money.
Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: “The bar should bear some financial responsibility for the drunkenness that led to White’s injuries.” And if someone gets a paper cut while reading my column, they can feel free to sue me as well!
Stu Bykofsky: Sharif Street should just stab Milton Street right in the chest!
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dmac | 9:34 AM | 1 Comment
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Mar
5
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Stu Bykofsky: New Daily News subscriber number one: This dude who Byko helped get back on the Penn Relays pre-sale list.
Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: New Daily News subscriber numbers two and three: The couple who Urban Warrior helped get their housing permit fast-tracked.
John Baer: Sadly, John Baer’s column is unlikely to add any subscribers for the Daily News.
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dmac | 9:10 AM | 0 Comments
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Feb
26
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John Baer: Chaka Fattah risks car crashes in order to talk about policy he’s so dedicated!
Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: People paid on commission sometimes cheat the customer, even if they have to break the law.
Stu Bykofsky: Death is a bitch, bitches.
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dmac | 9:48 AM | 0 Comments
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