Dan Gross: Of Porn Shock and Jonas Brothers

The God of news has smiled greatly upon me during the days in which I guest edit this blog. Yesterday, the Metro made my life easy by running an abstract drawing of an elderly woman telling us about sex. Today, Dan Gross’ column contains this headline:

Main Liners get a porn shock

It pertains to Main Line Today telling its readers that a porn website was a great place to get table settings. What a scoop!

Buried three items in (and underneath the one about Ukee Washington taking an afternoon nap) Gross mentions that the Jonas Brothers–three unfortunate-yet-undeniable big stars–will be in town. Philadelphia only gets like four celebrities a year, and Gross is more concerned with “porn shock,” which sounds like a horrible, horrible disease.

Dan Gross: Main Liners get a porn shock [Daily News]

Local Anchor Eats New Food

Personally, I just can’t wait for Phillymag and CBS 3’s big expose on soft pretzels next month.

Philadelphia Magazine: Scrapple [CBS 3]

Looks Like Don Tollefson Isn’t The Only Bobblehead On Local TV News

While it does have impressive video offering on its website, CBS 3 won’t commit a little copyright infringement to put the highlights of last night’s Eagles-Packers game online.

So the station does what any competent news organization would do: Have Ukee Washington re-enact last night’s game with a Donovan McNabb bobblehead and a Jerry Rice bobblehead.

Duh.

Bobble Head Replay of the Day for October 3 [CBS 3]