Alycia Lane, Future UHF Superstar?

You kids remember Alycia Lane, right? Yes, of course you do, and you are sick of her even though it’s been about six months since she’s last been on television.

Well, time to keep writing about her, anyway: Dan Gross reports some website reported Lane has been offered a main-anchor slot at San Diego’s KUSI-TV. KUSI-TV is, of course, an independent station not affiliated with any network. Also, it’s on Channel 51. Lane is said to be considering the offer.

On the plus side for Lane, KUSI-51 does show seven and a half hours of news every day, so she’ll be on air non-stop! And since San Diego isn’t known for its fantastic beaches and ridiculously nice weather, I have to assume everyone stays inside and watches TV all day.

Addendum: This News Blues website that Gross cites has a story today titled, “Philly newspapers continue Mendte drumbeat.” Awesomeness. Unfortunately, the site is subscription-only.

Alycia to anchor in San Diego? [Phillygossip]