Well, Duh.

zOMG! Somebody didn’t update their WordPress (or something) and Philebrity is now listed as an “attack site” when one tries to visit it on Firefox (with safe browsing enabled). Apparently, the site installed a trojan/exploit when Google recently visited it.

Or perhaps somebody hacked the site in an attempt to have it blocked? (Is this the new DDoS?) What a story! I won’t rest ’til Dan Gross gets to the bottom of it.

Update: ‘Twas a hole in WP, and everything’s been fixed. Now the long, agonizing wait ’til the site is removed from Google’s list.

Shane Victorino Would Like You To Know He’s Not A Player, He Just Crushes A Lot

Sports Illustrated asks a bunch of quick personal/pop culture questions to athletes each week. You may remember a while back Jim Thome said he’d like to take a road trip to Hawaii.

This week, SI interviews Phillies right fielder Shane Victorino, who has not yet learned of the brilliance of the Jockey mid-rise brief, the greatest clothing item ever conceived.

Okay, time to make a call to Phillies PR to try to find out what kind of Trojans Shane-o prefers. And, hey, he’s setting a hell of a good example for the kids by practicing safe sex. No illegitimate kids for Victorino!

Update: Or one, maybe? Though if it’s with a girlfriend, is that really illegitimate (anymore)? Anyway, I think my point might still stand, since an athlete with one illegitimate kid is like a regular person with zero.