Introducing: Trevor

Did you guys watch last night’s premiere of A Double Shot at Love? It’s a spinoff of A Shot at Love and A Shot at Love 2, both with Myspace star Tila Tequila. There was also That’s Amore!, which was a spinoff of the first season of Shot at Love, and featured a dude from the first season and hanging meat in the background. It’s best just not to ask.

Anyway, this new show features two bisexuals (hence the Double Shot, like on ‘MMR in high school!) instead of just one, and they’re twins! The Ikki Twins, to be exact, which — if it’s pronounced like I hope it is — is kind of perfect. Anyway, one of the contestants is from the Philadelphia area, and his name is Trevor.

Laid-back surfer dude Trevor is an easygoing East Coaster from Narberth, PA., who has a warm smile and an endearing beach bum chuckle. A devoted skater and watersports enthusiast, the professional boat captain loves anything that involves the ocean and hopes to make a big splash with one of the Ikki twins. Can Trevor hang 10 and sail away with A Double Shot at Love?

Anyone here jet ski and water ski and surf and whatever else there is enough to call themselves a “watersports enthusiast.” No? Well, if you ever do, keep in mind there are losers like me who spend so much time on the Internet they’ve gotten jobs that have them tethered to their laptops, and so they come across all the best dredge the Internet has to offer, and as such “watersports enthusiast” means something entirely different.

But no matter. Word on the street is Trevor actually gets pretty far in this season, so keep an eye out for his endearing beach bum chuckle appearing every week on this horrible show none of you will probably watch.

A Double Shot at Love: Trevor [MTV.com]