Actual press release just sent out by the Hillary Clinton camp:
Hillary Clinton is totally going to win the election by going back in time and preventing the birth of Barack Obama.
1. Jayson Werth's Hot Mom 2. Chase Utley® Trains With Myoplex™ 3. Monica Malpass Wears A Low-Cut Dress Unl 4. Kerri-Lee Halkett Rides Internet Fandom 5. Retards Force Dawn Stensland To Apologiz 6. Shane Victorino Would Like You To Know H 7. Leather Boots Put Fox 29 News On Top 8. Nude TV Reporter Gets Murder Confession 9. Ivanka Trump's (Fake?) Boobs Are Everywh 10. A New Year\'s Eve Spectrum Implosion?
1, Crime, Leftovers, John Baer, Stu Bykofsky, Ronnie Polaneczky, Jill Porter, Elmer Smith, Michael Smerconish, 2007 Mayoral Race, 76ers, Abridged Daily News Columnists, Phillies, 2008 Election, Eagles
