Fax Of The Day

Hey, kids, did you know fax machines still exist? Apparently, they do, and PW and the rest of this city’s newspapers destroy an entire forest a day by printing out received faxes. Here’s one that was on the top of the pile when I walked by a few minutes ago:

Hmm. Three stars and a 48-pt. font for a grocery store re-opening. (What I’m trying to say here is more font, bigger stars!) Unfortunately, this was at 10 a.m. this morning. We all missed it. Damn.