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There might be more hilarious commentary in The Bulletin’s website today than I’ve ever seen anywhere, ever. It is amazing that this is real and not, say, The Onion. Let’s just put it all out there, shall we?
Frank Diamond, “Grossman’s ‘Unprotected’ Thankfully Strays From The Norm“:
Another area where campus counselors fail students is the push for HIV prevention…. That some lifestyle choices greatly increase the risk is deemed too politically incorrect to mention.
Sean Patterson, “Catholic Universities Betray Their Values“:
Moreover, some very un-Catholic events take place on the campuses of Catholic colleges and universities. The calendar of Saint Joseph’s University features an officially-sanctioned week devoted to gay issues, formerly known as “Rainbow Week.” A gay organization called S.T.O.P. (Students for Tolerance, Openness & Pride) is an officially recognized student group at SJU. I suspect that S.T.O.P. does not share the Church’s view of homosexuality.
Shoshana Bryen, “Before We Surge“:
Silvia Spring writes in Newsweek International that since the fall of Saddam:
* Iraqi real-estate prices have gone up several hundred percent,
* Iraqi workers’ salaries have increased more than 100 percent,
* The number of cars in Baghdad has grown by 500 percent,
* The Iraqi construction, retail and wholesale trade sectors are all growing,
* The number of registered businesses increased from 8,000 to 34,000,
* The number of cell phone subscribers increased from 1.4 million to 7.1 million, and
* Stores are stocked with goods and consumers are buying them.
Also, be sure to check out Dom Giordano’s column about how New Jersey is full of people who hate America and why forcing schools to teach kids about Veterans Day and Memorial Day is the best idea ever.
You know, these would be funnier if these weren’t the type of people who run our fucking country. I never knew that AIDS prevention and not hating gay people were such horrible things. Who cares if thousands of people have died in a pointless war: Iraqis now have cell phones! Presumably, all the people who are dead are having a great time texting their dead friends.
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