Lincoln University is a little excited about its recent women’s bowling victory over Cheyney. Oh, yes, you’re right: It’s time for another round of amazing Lincoln University sports information director enthusiasm! Hmm, I should probably come up with a better name than that.
But trust me, this is going to be great. Let’s learn how that bowling match ended up:
Here’s a fun game: Count the metaphors in that sentence! No, wait, don’t, or else you won’t get any more work done today.
I do especially like the constant use of modifying words in this opening paragraph, though; despite being told this particular collegiate women’s bowling match was bigger and better than both a suspense novel and a roller coaster, the win is still later called “exciting.”
I actually think this use of “literally” might be correct, though I’m not sure. Indeed, the game was down to the final roll, but was it also down to the last drop as well?
Sweaty? Eww. Thanks for the tight and tense imagery.
What’s amazing is this is only my second favorite part of this women’s bowling recap. The best part is coming, I promise you.
Woo-hoo! Good job Lincoln! Man, that match sure did seem exciting. I wish there was a movie I could compare it to. Kingpin? Oh, maybe The Big Lebowski?
Or that movie works, too. Yeah, that makes sense; I bet this bowling match was totally like that second Jason Bourne movie.