Soccer Team’s Colors Better Not Be Teal

The Inquirer’s Jeff Gammage writes today on the possible name of the area’s new MLS team, the Camden Riversharks of Chester.

And this could be the scariest sentence I’ve ever read:

The gold standard is the NHL’s San Jose Sharks, whose name, teal-and-black colors, and razor-jaw logo became a sales sensation in 1991.

Okay, I get it, he’s talking about the sales, not the colors. But if our new soccer team’s colors have any teal in it, I’m never going to a game.

Philly soccer team’s name needs to score [Inquirer]