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Yes, that’s right: A bizarre conservative “news” website has an article about how Chuck Norris went to Iraq and it’s actually much better than the liberal media would have you believe! No, really.

Norris said in an e-mail from Iraq two things have become very apparent as he has traveled from base to base: The “surge is working” and “morale is up – way up!” [...]

“It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province,” Norris said. “It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media.”

I’m not quite sure I can work anymore, folks. If reality is like this, how the hell am I suppose to make jokes? They can’t possibly top Chuck Norris saying the liberal media is ruining the Iraq War.

Reinforcements sent to Iraq – Chuck Norris! [WorldNetDaily]