OMG Everyone’s Talking About Steroids

So, the Mitchell Report leaked. Maybe? I dunno. Couple places had it, email being forwarded around; it’s probably not entirely accurate, possibly fake; who cares, we’re only 30 minutes away anyway.

But, anyway: Lenny Dykstra! David Bell! And… Abraham Nunez!

So, nobody who is on the Phillies now is named, and, uh, one is from 14 years ago. I think we Phillies fans can all survive.

Update: Ha ha, Todd Pratt, too! Nooooo…

Oh, here’s the report; as you may have guessed, that first list was fake since it was an email forward. Nunez: Not on the list.