Trooper Not Into Any Kinky Stuff

So, um, this is my favorite part of the story about the state trooper who tried to set up a meeting for sex with an undercover detective. Well, he thought it was a mom and her little girls.

Silveri asked what he would be allowed to do with the children and if there would be “limits.”

“Im not into any really weird stuff,” he allegedly wrote, “like crapping on someone or cutting them or that sort of stuff.”

Well, that’s a relief, at least. Oh, yeah, Albert Silveri III was arrested. He had smartly allegedly used his state-issued laptop to talk with fake little girls online, too!

Trooper accused of arranging child-sex meeting [Daily News]