Contractor Arouses (Ha!) Suspicion By Arriving On Time

A drywall contractor was working at the Chester County Book & Music Co., minding his own business, when suddenly an employee called the cops and had him arrested.

Okay, so he cut a wall between the storageroom and the bathroom so he could peep on women. But is that a crime? Oh, wait, it is. It kinda makes sense he was arrested, then.

NBC 10 reports that 35-year-old Chad A. Sprenkle was arrested on invastion of privacy and other charges stemming from the incident. (Sprenkle, by the way, is a great last name. I’m going to say i over and over: Sprenkle Sprenkle Sprenkle. Ahh.)

The report notes that Sprenkle was on the job for less than 24 hours and “an employee sensed something wasn’t right when he showed up before the open of businesses Tuesday.” A contractor showing up before business opens? Clearly, this man did not know how to cover his tracks very well. If he didn’t want to attract any attention, he really should have showed up five hours late. By a contractor on time? Definitely raises an eyebrow.

The TV station also talked with the man’s neighbors, naturally, and got this quote:

“He’s a family-oriented, hard-working construction guy, always going out with his kids, taking them hunting and fishing and all that stuff. Never even imagined that would ever happen,” said neighbor Greg Rosenberger.

Yeah! No man who takes his kids hunting and fishing could ever have a fetish.

Drywall Contractor Charged With Making Peepholes [NBC 10]