Election Roundup: Voting Is For Dorks

In off-year municipal elections, the City of Philadelphia’s actual election takes place in May. Sometimes the mayor races (i.e., mayor) include a formidable Republican candidate, but while Al Taubenberger is a great underdog, he was recently polling at eight percent. But all the Democrats who win races today were elected on May 15, including mayor-elect Michael Nutter. (It’s after 9. He probably already has enough votes to win.)

You should still go out and vote, though, and not because it matters (it doesn’t) or out of a sense of civic duty (fuck civic duty). You should go out and vote because it’s fun! While the voting booths are not the fun old-timey blues ones of yore, you still get to press a couple of buttons. Okay, so it’s not Making Time. But if you don’t press those buttons, Bush and Cheney will win, or something. Or maybe the terrorists win. I don’t know.

Go out and vote today. If you don’t, annoying people will lie to you and say if you didn’t vote, you forfeited your right to complain. Whatever. Complain all you want whether or not you vote; but it’s always nice to try to diffuse future annoyance.

Below, a roundup of fun election-themed stories. We’re using a very liberal definition of the word fun here.

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