Sunoco Oil Refinery Narrowly Misses Cut

The South Philly Review has a second edition of its “South Philly Hidden Gems” this week. The highlight is the “Neighborhood Treasures” feature, where South Fluffyians are asked what their, uh, neighborhood treasures are. Here are my two favorites:

Delilah’s and the abandoned mental institution. Sounds about right.

Neighborhood treasures [South Philly Review]

Operation Extra Cheese

There’s an ad for a pizza shop in this week’s South Philly Review — like PW, owned by Review Publishing — that kind of caught my eye:

That’s on page 14. On page 15, accompanying this article, is this photo:

So that’s how everyone’s getting those guns — through illegal pizza topping deals! Someone alert the police!

Still: A buck off a gun. That’s not a bad deal. Hey, where are my scissors…

Stealing a piece of the pie [South Philly Review]