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An email passed along from “anti-crime activist” Greg Bucceroni (emphasis mine, you can fill in the blanks with your [sic]s):
Subject: Crime Alert Vietnam Memorial Vandalized over weekend Thousands of $$$ in Damage.
Please be advised that our group will be working with local officials and the members of the Vietnam Memorial group regarding recent series of vandalism to the Vietnam Memorial located at Front @ Spruce Street (Phila) causing thousands of dollars in property damage by skate boarding thugs that plague that area of the city over the weekend. Our group will also coordinate with City Council on a Bill the would prohibit skate boarding no skate boarding zones in areas of the city that are plagued by skate boarding related crime.
With all of the other types of crime that currently plague our fine city we the citizens of Philadelphia do not need some snot nosed white kids (many whom do not reside in the city limits) deficating on our fine Men and Women of our Armed Services whom made the altimate sacrafice in honor of our great country.
Respectfully
Greg Bucceroni
Anti Crime Activist
Ahh. White teenaged suburban skateboarders, this is probably the only time in your life you’ll get to claim you’ve been discriminated against, so use the opportunity wisely.
Hey, remember when there was that rumor the X Games were going to be in Philadelphia permanently? Anybody remember why that didn’t happen?
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