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Hilarious Asleep Employees To Kill Us All
New York’sCBS 2 — or as it calls itself “CBS 2 HD” — reports a little funny anecdote from the nuclear power plant in York County: The guards are asleep on the job! Ha ha! Reporter Scott Weinberger attempts to scare us all by letting us know that employees at the Peach Bottom Nuclear Plant — pretty far west of Philadelphia, but close in terms of “nuclear fallout” — are asleep on the job and terrorists could just waltz in and presumably… hell, I dunno. Aren’t there locks on the doors? The guy at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission said, “Clearly we’re concerned about what we saw,” but as you know, we’re only concerned with Lite Brites promoting Cartoon Network movies and how many more Guantanamo Bays the next president will build. But if television has taught me anything, all that goes on in a nuclear power plant is donut eating by Lenny and Carl and if there’s a meltdown Homer will manage to save us all anyway. Phew. |
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