Unisys: Out At Liberty Two?

Break out the Photoshop! The Philadelphia Business Journal reports Unisys is exploring ways to escape its planned move to Center City (the PBJ’s headline was so good I almost directly quoted it).

As you may recall, Unisys leased space in Liberty Two, then asked for a variance to put a giant sign on the side of the building. This upset other business owners, anti-billboard people and those who recently bought condos in Center City’s third-largest building (848 feet).

Now Unisys is taking its giant sign and going home. Or at least trying to:

Jones Lang LaSalle, which is handling the space, has sent out e-mail fliers to the brokerage community advertising that the space is available. Even though the space is being marketed through e-mail blasts and is even listed on an online commercial real estate database as being available, a Unisys spokesman was hesitant to say whether the company had all but decided not to move its headquarters to Center City.

“We’re looking at subleasing as an option,” said Jim Kerr, a company spokesman. “Nothing is final.” The company has not set a timeframe on what it will ultimately do with the Two Liberty space, Kerr said, but said that a decision may come by the end of the year.

A ploy (like when The Real World stopped production) or a legit business move with a dumb excuse tied to it (they might not want to move now anyway, with the economy)? Or maybe something else entirely?

All I know is, what happened to those “Rent to own N.E. Phila signs”? You saw them all around for a little bit, and then they disappeared. Hmm, weird.

Real Estate Wrap: Unisys exploring way to escape move to Center City [PBJ]

Protesting Philly Residents Have Incredible Signage

Huge ups to whoever made this sign It’s Our City called “mean-spirited” (no way!) at Monday’s budget cuts town meeting with the mayor. Just when I thought the stupid “HOPE” meme was finished, it turns out there are a lot more ways to go with this. “CHANGE Your plan for budget cuts” would also have worked.

But as the WHYY blog points out, “Top it off, this is an area that has fought ground wars before i.e. Sugarhouse Casino. That war is still going on.” I can’t believe we’ll soon have our 1,000th casualty of the Great Casino War.

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Scranton Spells Out Its Palin Love

Sarah Palin was recently in Scranton. After being introduced by a guy saying “Sweet Home Pennsylvania” (she’s from Scranton, too, apparently) and “Gonna Fly Now,” Palin entered to see a bunch of random letters in a row (above).

Good job, Scranton. Way to make her proud of ya.

Screencapture from Scranton Times-Tribune video

Great Moments In Passive-Aggressive Notes

I spotted this note at the waffle place at 10th and Walnut the other night. This is just kind of dumb: Clearly, you’re supposed to make fun of the people who post on Domelights, and not police officers on the job. The former leads to hilarious response threads; absolutely nothing good can come of the latter.

Hell, the cops can probably arrest you for the above note. I really didn’t think we needed to be told to not put up passive-aggressive notes to police officers, but consider this a public service announcement.

The Unisys Sign Dilemma

A hearing about the proposed Unisys sign on Liberty Two last night was so full of Philadelphians acting like the world would end if the sign was/was not put up it isn’t even over yet. The Zoning Board held a two-hour hearing and then called it quits, for now.

Unisys has essentially said the company will not move downtown without a sign, for some reason, and some historian even testified in favor of it.

The head of SCRUB also chimed in: “Do we prostitute our visual space in order to lure them here?” The residents of the new condos at Liberty Two have filed a federal lawsuit against Unisys in an attempt to block the sign. All of this should be settled in time for the tricentennial.

June 6: Unisys Wants Sign On Liberty Two

Unisys Wants Sign On Liberty Two

Daniel Rubin writes in his Inquirer column today about new Liberty Two tenant Unisys’ plans for signs 2/3rd of the way up the building. He even talks to Mr. Beautyman for his opinion on the signs. (Surprise: The tenants don’t like them.)

And he also gets someone to say that the Unisys signs could be a target for terrorists!

Charles Mouzannar, an engineer who bought a home on the 43d floor, argues that the signs would paint a bull’s-eye on the sapphire blue-and-silver glass building.

Unisys, he writes, provides IT services to the military. “A prominent Unisys sign could potentially entice terrorists to target this building, believing that this is the Unisys headquarters or a structure solely occupied by the corporation.”

Are we to assume terrorists do no research before they commit an attack? They have the Internet, they can probably look up the tenants of a building in the planning stages.

Liberty Place residents fight Unisys plan [Inquirer]
Original photo by Brad Maule

CSX Predicts Death For Non-Movers

While some of you were getting your vote on Tuesday, CSX was busy erecting the sign at right. (The photo is from Inga Saffron’s Skyline Online blog and presumably taken by her.)

CSX, as you may know, has the tracks inbetween Center City and Schuylkill River Park, the trail along the river’s eastern banks. While there are entrances at Chestnut and Walnut Streets, CSX’s trains block several entranceways, like the one this sign is guarding.

Two years ago, CSX sued to city to close the two crossings near its tracks at Locust and Race. But now, the company has reversed course and put up these fancy-dancy signs. CSX also gave out t-shirts!

This is, of course, all good. But, oh my God, what is with that font? And the slogan reminds me of the AC Expressway signs: “Stay Awake, Stay Alert, Stay Alive.” CSX’s helpful message: Run across the tracks and you’ll die.

Well, you have to start somewhere.

Watch Out For Moving Signs [Skyline Online]
Reaching the Hidden River [Free The River Park]

Can’t You Read The Sign?

Yeah, a stalker is just what Ryan Howard needs at this point.