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Feb

20

Quickies: In the face of heaven

• The Inquirer’s own Faye Flam asks: Do people have sex in heaven? Since we don’t know, we better all just have as much sex as possible now, just in case the answer is no. [Inky]

• At least in Bucks County, adult acne is on the rise! And studies show that a person with just one zit a month can get as depressed about it a person with a face full of it. Can you mainline Accutane? [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Things considered sexual harassment at Penn, according to the campus paper: Licking lips or teeth, winking or throwing kisses; holding or eating food provocatively; staring at an individual or looking a person up and down (so-called “elevator eyes”); giving personal gifts. Better carry around some chapstick. Oh, and don’t use a napkin. [Daily Pennsylvanian]

• And, finally, if you’re looking for some extra education, check out Trump University. It’ll teach you how to be a media whore while getting everyone to ignore all the times you filed for bankruptcy. [Camden Courier-Post]
 
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Feb

1

Quickies: Free The Spencer’s Two!

• Hey, remember when the cops raided Spencer’s in Oxford Valley Mall and confiscated posters with marijuana leaves on them? Well now the people who own the stores that sold those posters (and bongs, and lighters, but nothing actually illegal) are facing two years in prison. This fucking country. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Six Democrats have raised $8.2 million dollars in advance of the 2007 mayoral election. Five mil of that is from one dude’s personal loan to himself, so it’s kind of a skewed figure, just to note. Okay, really a skewed figure. [Inky]

• Okay, this guy got off yesterday after only a half hour of deliberation, but check out this sentence from the Trentonian: “In the taped recordings the ex-chief, in the plaintiff’s opinion, unveiled a Little Red Riding Hood fetish, identified himself as Cupid and revealed his sexual sweet tooth, testimony revealed.” The ex-Hamilton police chief was cleared of sexual harassment charges.

• And the trial of a Penn student who allegedly killed Temple student has begun. Do you even need a joke for this one? [Daily Pennsylvanian]
 
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