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One thing I never thought about during the whole sex against a high rise window at Penn scandal (which a friend of mine dubbed “Assgate”) is the possibility that the two students engaging in said sex act could have broken the glass, crashing hundreds of feet to their deaths. (You know, sort of how in some species like the female kills the male after sex?)

Anywho, the Daily Pennsylvanian has this beat all covered:

However, the company that makes the windows cautioned against such acts:

Even though the couple’s actions were safe, [Brian] Dawley said that he and his company “don’t recommend it.”

It’s good to know: go forth, Penn kids, and bang your girlfriend against that glass with all the vigor you can!

High rise windows able to withstand stress, sex [DP]