Rudy To Be Jersey’s Next U.S. Senator

Rudy Giuliani may have lost his bid for the presidency when he forgot to campaign at all and forgot to win any primaries, but don’t count this young upstart kid out yet! GOP bigwigs in New Jersey are at least considering recruiting Rudy Giuliani to run for U.S. Senate!

The N.J. Republican party doesn’t have a good enough candidate to run against current Sen. Frank “Secaucus Junction” Lautenberg; apparently Rudy would be a good choice since he mighta won New Jersey on Tsunami Tuesday.

He’s expected to run on his platform of xenophobic cheesesteaks and a 9/11 every Tuesday.

GOP Chairman calls on Giuliani to enter U.S. Senate race vs. Lautenberg [PolitickerNJ.com]
9/11 To Run For Senate? [Wonkette]