Kid At Airport Not Terrorist At All

Remember the kid who pushed a “do not press” button and spread foam all over the Northeast Airport? Turns out he was framed:

Well, a 10-year-old is now off the hook. He was initially blamed for making this mess by mashing an emergency button. But, turns out a portable heat source used for cooking, somehow set off the fire extinguishers.

So, the kid was basically the convenient scapegoat. I hear he’s the one who got us into the Iraq War, too.