Attack Of The 50-Foot-Senator

Gee, thanks, Salon, for telling us it was a photo composite. I thought Hillary was about to devour all those women.

Hillary is us [Salon]

In Which The Hero Returns Only To Find…

Hi! I’m back! Did I miss anything? What’s that? You have a screenshot from Salon last week for me? How nice of you! Let’s see here…

Shit. I missed a lot.

All the guys I’m dating want me to shave down there [Salon]