Abridged Daily News Columnists

Ronnie Polaneczky: Forget Elizabeth Edwards; the real victims here are the people who cut checks to John Edwards!

John Baer: Yes, the legislature won’t ever be reformed.

Elmer Smith: Boy, they should probably build those casinos.

Deborah Leavy: “I confess I don’t have six-pack abs. I also don’t have an entourage that includes a head coach, sprint coach, strength coach, two ’stretchers,’ two massage therapists and a nanny. Talk about high maintenance!” Please stop trying to make jokes, Daily News columnists.