Blogicized: Burkle-o’s

• The real thing that possible new Daily News/Inquirer headman — well, way up the chain of command — Ron Burkle loves? His buddy P. Diddy. It really is all about the Benjamins. (Rimshot.) [Philebrity]

• Lower Merion — original home of Kobe Bryant, Dan Gross, &c. — is now subsidizing housing for families. Families who make up to $76,000 a year. Geeze, I can’t believe they’re finally letting in the upper middle-classers. [I've Made A Huge Tiny Mistake]

• Gavin Floyd — who shares a birthday, day and year, with yours truly (but he makes a little more money than I do) — has been flat-out sucking recently. What’re the Phillies to do? [Phillyist]

• The most confusing political quote of the year so far: “I like to say that over 25 years I probably showed up one Saturday night and scrubbed your back when you were getting a bath.” Uhh, Mike O’Brien? Stay out of my house. [Welcome to Phillyville]