NJ Cops Discover Photoshop

Sorry I missed this last week! On the Delaware River in Camden is Riverfront State Prison, clearly a great place to put criminals. Anyway, the state is going to close the 16.7 acre site — or at least according to New Jersey law enforcement, who put out the above amazing flier in response.

It’s a minimum security prison, and Camden officials say they’re not just releasing everyone in it to halfway houses — as the unions allege. But, I mean, I think we can trust the police unions, right? I mean, look who’s in there! There’s Kevin Dillon, or maybe Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then there’s a couple breakdancers, including some guy from that famous breakdancing crew, the Crips. And then there’s a hipster in some band, Latin Kings. There’s also a rapist who is literally ripping off the chains that have bound him, and some murderer who is like an IRA terrorist or something.

The prison, also, is guarded by horrible human-animal hybrids. Ha, ah, look at the guy in the red shirt! What was he arrested for, taking up the whole sidewalk with his legs spread real wide?

If these kinds of fliers are what we can look forward to from prison reform, I’m doubly psyched.

Plan to close Riverfront State Prison causes a stir [Daily News]