Nobody Really Cares About Clyde

You know who I’m starting to feel bad for? Eddie Anderton. Yes, me and Eddie go way back to, earlier this week, when I wrote about his arrest being chronicled in the Daily News.

That’s about the last anyone’s heard of Anderton, who could probably have snuck out of the country by now. All anyone cares about is Jocelyn Kirsch, the 22-year-old Drexel student who, if you didn’t notice, has tits. Yes, this is how the media works, people, you can complain about it but you must deal with it. I’m sort of at a tipping point where I’m ready to start feeling bad for her, simply because every sorority girl in the tri-state area is getting to bitch about her in print. Even anonymously sometimes. Hell, the girl from yesterday’s Daily News is being sourced all over.

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Your News Media At Work

Ha ha, a way-too-awesome reader (who I believe wishes to remain anonymous) cropped us together all the best photos of Jocelyn Kirsch — the alleged grifter “Bonnie” — from recent news reports. And these aren’t even funny Webshots steals; these were used by actual media outlets!

Enjoy! (Yes, I am way too into this story. Shush.)

Rittenhouse Grifters Story Continues To Spread

Hey, look at that, the Rittenhouse Grifters story is already all over the news. Basically, here’s what the newspaper are running:

That’s on Philly.com’s front page now, and it links to this Daily News story. I figured I would join the rest of the media outlets in this city and simply use photos of this girl’s tits. Hey, she’s a hot 22 year old, it’s what people actually care about. Lame, but at least I’m honest about it. Bikini photos, too! (We haven’t even speculated on who she looks like yet. Somebody said “Erin O’Hearn,” but that doesn’t count.)

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‘07 Bonnie & Clyde Take Over Philly Media, Facebook

Oh, yes, now the rest of the media has picked up on the Bonnie & Clyde of ID fraud and there apparently was a press conference where they laid out a bunch of fake IDs.

It’s on the front page of Philly.com again today, too, with many more hilarious photos, including one after the jump.

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