Quickies: Major League

• Are we all so thin-skinned take seeing a cartoon of a guy who probably doesn’t look like Muhammad did at all? The Inky ran the cartoon but couldn’t get it from the AP because they don’t move “offensive imagery” on the wire. Strangely, they have no problem with the Cleveland Indians logo. [Inky]

• In what will surely be a blow to the Bon Jovi-owned Soul, Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from Richie Sambora. But Sambora said he had no idea it was coming and the two have Valentine’s Day plans. Hmm, I bet that will be a fun evening now! [ABC News]

• Opening the Grammys? Gorillaz featuring Madonna. Uh, count me out. [Inky]

• Casey Robert Roncaglione says those weird email addresses he has on his Temple account were “silly things I did a couple years ago,” forcing Philadelphia Will Do to withdraw its support from the candidate. [Metro]