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Philly.com’s Quest For A Traffic Spike

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Ah, yeah, the current Philly.com front is the kind of thing that gets put into museums of pure awesomeness. It was great when I woke up this morning, but since then it’s only gotten about 100 times better. My personal favorite part came when I realized that none of these people pictured are even all that remotely famous, but the new photo arrangement is completely amazing, too.

A friend and reader chimes in: “I think getting Kidd Chris’ thoughts on the whole ordeal puts it over the top. There are just so many layers. It’s getting to the point where I no longer think, ‘Oh, the paper i once loved,’ and instead think ‘Well, this is pretty hilarious.’”

Bravo, Philly.com.

Alycia Lane To Stay Out Of News?

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It appears the long, drawn-out saga of the pretty news anchor who allegedly punched a cop may be coming to an end.

Dan Gross reported Friday Lane’s case appears headed toward a dismissal. Seems Lane’s counsel has worked out a deal that if she stays out of trouble for six months, the charges will be dropped.

Lane’s lawyers have agreed to an adjournment in contemplation of dismissal; you would think a millionaire wouldn’t have much trouble not breaking the law for 180 days or so, but who knows. Lane’s hearing is Feb. 25, which means there could be an actual chance that we won’t have to hear about her for six months. (I won’t count on it.)

On a side note, here’s a factoid you might not know: Dan Gross and Regina Medina were the first ones to report on the arrest of Alycia Lane. The Daily News has yet to note this.

In other news, Alycia Lane somehow made Rich Eisen hire the publicity firm that works for Page Six, somehow.

Alycia Lane: The Best Of The Emails

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Every once in a while, there’s a story that generates a lot of mail. As you may have guessed from the sudden popularity of her in online searches, the Alycia Lane story is one of those.

I’m a bit puzzled by some of the reaction, people posting comments about how angry they are Lane sent photos of herself in a bikini to a sports anchor. Isn’t that a pretty cool thing to do? Wouldn’t you like it if an attractive thirtysomething send you swimsuit photos?

But I digress. The majority of the email I’ve received this week is like this:

Tell Alicia Lane I’m single. 26 yr old white male going to graduate school health services administration. WORD!!!

Waz

Thanks, Waz, I’ll let her know.

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Alycia Lane: Just Friends With Rich Eisen

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It turns out Alycia Lane isn’t nearly as cool as we all thought.

Today, she talks with the Inquirer’s Michael Klein and insisted she was not a home-wrecker. (The Inquirer’s interview is “exclusive,” since last time Lane talked with Dan Gross she screamed at him or something. Gross still has a cover story, though.)

Lane tells Klein the emails were part of friendly banter between friends, and the photos contained photos of her and several friends on the beach.

Holy shit. The photos are even better than anyone thought.

“I don’t want to hurt his marriage,” said Lane, 34, whose second divorce was recently final. “I hope love comes to me. I’m not looking for it with a married man. I have been the married girl who was cheated on.”

Considering the emails I got yesterday essentially proposing to Lane (more on this later), I can only assume Lane’s CBS3 inbox — ha ha, in box!… sorry, I’m apparently 15 years old — will be filled with the ramblings of stupid twentysomethings later today, especially since she said “I hope love comes to me.”

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Alycia Lane Lusts For Rich Eisen

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I’ve always been jealous of Rich Eisen. Although he’s a handsome guy, I’m actually only jealous of his gig working for the NFL Network, which has to be the greatest job ever. But, apparently, I should be a little more jealous of his looks. After all, he attracted the attention of noted anchorbabe Alycia Lane.

Last time we saw Alycia Lane, she was fending off the advances of one State Sen. Vince Fumo. Now, though, she’s in hot water for sending Rich Eisen seven emails and photos of herself in a bikini. The problem, though, was he sent it to an email account Eisen and his wife share — who does that? — and the wife intercepted the emails first.

Page Six reports Eisen’s wife, ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, fired back a nasty email to the CBS 3 anchor, writing this:

“Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

Shuster added, “I mean, what better way to get a guy’s attention than with skin!” Shuster even gave Lane Rich’s solo email address, which means she must trust him, I suppose. Nobody would comment for the Page Six article, but here’s the deal: If you’re reading this, Suzy, feel free to forward those photos along. That goes for you too, Alycia.

Yes, if you’re wondering, Alycia Lane is fucking awesome. I’m sort of wondering what she’s going to do next to get in the gossip columns. (Last year, she was seen cheek-to-cheek with Prince Albert.) I feel like I’m going to be writing a post soon that begins, “Dan Gross reports Alycia Lane was seen riding a butterscotch-covered elephant in a one-piece down Broad Street yesterday…”

Bikini E-Mails Rattle TV Wife [NY Post Page Six]
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