But How Patriotic Is Chase Utley?

A letter in this week’s Northeast Times:

Regarding your editorial last week, Curse of the Phillie, yes, I agree that Chase Utley should not have used the language he did at the Phillies celebration parade.

You were right when you said our children and grandchildren should not have had to hear that language. However, our children and grandchildren had to hear Barack Obama’s “mentor” say “It’s not God bless America, it’s God damn America.” I and my entire family took great offense to that. Something like that will remain in their minds forever, but I’m sure Chase Utley’s bad language will not last as long.

Oh, goodie, I guess we’re going to keep hearing about Rev. Wright forever and ever and ever now, aren’t we? I do commend this letter writer for the stretch she had to make to get anti-Obama material into a letter about the Phillies. And for having a family that is somehow traumatized by something they heard a preacher say on the teevee.

Man, it would have been awesome if Chase Utley got up at the parade and went, “World ‘GOD DAMN AMERICA’ Champions!”

Pa. GOP Runs Rev. Wright Ad

The Pennsylvania Grand Old Party has finally released a grand old ad, indeed! This is that guy Rev. Wright, who Hillary Clinton was all angry about a billion years ago. Last April, or something? I only remember him because George Stephanopoulos asked Obama about him. “But you do believe he’s as patriotic as you are?” he asked. Oh, democracy.

I had never really paid any attention to Rev. Wright before, and, man! This guy’s hilarious. He turned “God Bless America” into a statement against America just like that! And “the You Ess of Kay Kay Kay Ay!” Why doesn’t this guy have his own TV show that advertises all the time like Frank Caliendo?

[via Wonkette]