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This comes in from a loyal reader:
From: [redacted]
To: dmac @ pwd
Subject: BREAKING NEWS
As i walked down Walnut Street, Stephen Morse came running down the stairs in front of 38xx Walnut. He then went into what i can only call a waddle run — jogging as if he had just spent the six hours riding a horse. (Editor’s Note: My running form is much worse.) Naturally, i picked up my pace to see what the fuss was all about.
All i bothered to hear was a voicemail he left: “Morse here. Call me back — I’ve got such a big scoop.”
Keep your eyes peeled for the STORY OF THE CENTURY.
Oh, don’t worry, we will. We will.
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