Leftovers: Paramedic Can’t Save Self

• A trainee paramedic says she was hazed because she couldn’t put in an IV correctly. The woman alleges she was stuck with a 14-gauge needle and beaten! Ho ho, those wacky paramedics! [Daily News]

• The Flyers have lost 10 straight. That’s the joke. The Flyers. See, we can move on now. [Inquirer]

• Les Bowen writes about how Donovan McNabb is feeling about the Eagles’ run this season. His teammates say he’s supportive. His mom says it’s weird. His mom? Sigh. [Daily News]

• Bucks County Playhouse could be sued by New Hope borough. You may remember Buxco Playhouse from its owner Ralph Miller and its foulmouthed plays. [Bucks County Courier Times]