Somebody Get This Kid A Job

It’s time for another Philadelphia Will Do Good Deed™! And by “another,” I most certainly mean “first.” Hey, there’s always time to be extra mean later in the day.

Our job hunter is Miguel, from Northeast Philadelphia. He recently posted on Phillyblog about his troubles in the job hunt:

Hello,

My name is Miguel, Im 16 Years Old.
I live In the Northeast Section Of Philadephia & Im just sick and tired of searching already!
I’ve apllied to so many places such as
Mcdonalds.Burger King,KFC,Taco Bell,Modells,The Children Place,Sears,K-mart, Wal-Mart,Target,Chucke E. Cheese,Sesame Place. etc.
Basicly….I Need A Job!!! ASAP!!
Where Else Can I Apply? That’ll Hire Me?

I wouldn’t hire him to punctuate your signs, but c’mon! Somebody has to have a job for this kid. Hell, somebody hire him to write a blog or something. Chop chop.

Need an Employer…? Here I Am!
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