Penn State Cager Has Fun In Library

Responding to charges related to public masturbation, Nittany Lion basketball player Stanley Pringle told police he had his hands down his pants but was not masturbating.

Yes, yes, I am a bit late to the party on another fine Penn State athlete charged with a crime, so I’ve already been beaten to the “Once you pop, the fun don’t stop” jokes. That still doesn’t make the joke any less hilarious.

Pringle denies masturbation in criminal complaint [Daily Collegian]