Gangs Of Preteens Stealing Money For Pogs

Meanwhile, a bunch of Penn kids have been robbed by nine year olds. This happens every once in a while; a few years ago a 14-year-old girl mugged a Penn kid with a butter knife or something.

There have apparently been six incidents on and around the Penn campus. There are separate sets of cute little perps, perhaps as many as six. This means there are bands of marauding burglars aged 9 - 13 or so roaming University City, hoping to separate rich kids from their wallets.

I can joke about this because when I went to Penn I never got mugged or anything, but even if I did I’d still probably be making fun of the students being assaulted by a bunch of nine-year-olds.

Penn sends alert alleging crimes by kids as young as 9 [Daily News]