Preteen Gangs Lack Element Of Surprise, Strong Defense

Since Penn kids are being attacked by gangs of young kids, it only goes that naturally one of my friends was one of those who encountered the young ruffians.

A thrilling Gtalk conversation follows:

Anonymous Attacked Friend From U. City: i’m one of those incidents! woooo!

me: nice!
AAFFUC: i didn’t get robbed though, they just threw rocks at me
me: can i anonymously interview you?
AAFFUC: sure

The exciting details, including the secret to defeating the nine-year-olds, after the jump.

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