Daniel McQuade Deathwatch: Oh Man Are We Being Sold To Village Voice? Oh Wait Maybe Not! Oh Wait Maybe! Oh Wait No! DAMMIT, THIS IS CONFUSING AND SAD!

Oh my God I’m sitting in the staff meeting right now and Village Voice Media executive editor Mike Lacey is right here and he’s about to fire me right now holy shit and oh my God and what do we do and AAAAAAAAAH!

Er, no, wait. Despite the reports from Philebrity saying Philadelphia Weekly had been bought by Village Voice Media, that’s not true.

A source — perhaps not an exclusive top-level source, but one nonetheless — says that Review Publishing (PW, South Philly Review, AC Weekly) is most likely being sold, but not to Village Voice Media.

So Mike Lacey isn’t in our office right now, he wasn’t at our meeting this morning and he certainly hasn’t fired me. Huzzah!

BREAKING/PHILEBRITY EXCLUSIVE: PW BOUGHT BY VILLAGE VOICE! [Philebrity]